Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!