Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish