Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!