Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!