Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish