Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!