Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!