Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Previous Random Joke Next

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish