Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish