Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.