Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.