Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!