Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.