Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.