Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.