What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.