What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

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Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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The tomato was in a can.

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window