What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes