What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

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Well, glad I got that over with."

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Jack Danimals!

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Because I saw so."

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window