What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";