What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.