What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.