What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin