What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

God Jokes More God Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor