What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...