What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders .

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.