God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
A table can support itself
One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Walking.
The loser was 'thore'"
Because God is black.
An oncallogist.
Because he didn't feel well.
