What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.