What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver