What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.