What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get