The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Because the bus hit him.
By her suntan !
They prefer complete sentences.
Because he had a fare.
Because he was Uber busy.
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.
