What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!