What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.