How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut :-D

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)