How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)