How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

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What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !