Suntan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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Cos Sin Tan Jokes More Cos Sin Tan Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Bronze Jokes More Bronze Jokes

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Olympic Sport Jokes More Olympic Sport Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Suntanne Jokes More Suntanne Jokes

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.