Suntan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

English Jokes More English Jokes

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Bronze Jokes More Bronze Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Olympic Sport Jokes More Olympic Sport Jokes

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.