What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.