What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.