What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.