What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

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What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.