What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.