You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
A dollar.
Because he couldn't find a date.
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
a bell.
Dung
They're so damned hard to peel.
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.