What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.