I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.
Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
Some people are against shooting guns.
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Because he felt like bacon. :P
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.