How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.