How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

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Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white?

Because they read.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.