How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.