How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.