How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.