How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.