Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.