Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.