Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe