Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.