Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.