Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy