What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime