What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences