What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Where does light go to jail?

prism

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.