What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

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What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.