American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
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He committed barbercide.
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
He was mugged.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
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An investigator!
An investigator. Ba dum tss.
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He had a fear of commitment
A mental hospital.
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
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