American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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Because they can't see.
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You call an investigator
because they're not afraid of committing.
He committed treeson.
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A black man who committed a crime.
Because he couldn't commit.
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Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
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In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
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He committed barbercide.
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
He was mugged.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Because they finish each other's sentences
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It is put in imPRISMment!
I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.
Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.
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Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.
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Treeson.
Because opposite poles attract
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