American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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Because they can't see.
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Neckbeard the pirate
You call an investigator
because they're not afraid of committing.
He committed treeson.
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A black man who committed a crime.
Because he couldn't commit.
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Shooting the breeze.
Because they're good at commiting.
It was taken into custardy.
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Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
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In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
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He committed barbercide.
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
He was mugged.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Because they finish each other's sentences
Commit sushi
Treeson
Handicappn.
It is put in imPRISMment!
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A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)
An insti-GATOR!
To get some tots!
He was too good a conductor
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!
The cream
He was disturbing the peas.
He couldn't finish his sentence.
THESE are the brakes!
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
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Pen and Oink!
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man
He wanted to be with his family.
