American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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You call an investigator
because they're not afraid of committing.
He committed treeson.
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A black man who committed a crime.
Because he couldn't commit.
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Shooting the breeze.
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Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
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In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
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He committed barbercide.
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
He was mugged.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Because they finish each other's sentences
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Handicappn.
It is put in imPRISMment!
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He charges you double.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Because they'd get in trouble.
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Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
You get stoned.
A: They have hearts of stone.
You will see one later and one in a while.
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
A polterheist.
