American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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because they're not afraid of committing.
He committed treeson.
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In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
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He committed barbercide.
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
He was mugged.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Because they finish each other's sentences
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They were too GUI.
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Hide in the living room.
They know the drill.
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