Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.