Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs