Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.