Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)