What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze