What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze