What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze