What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze