Breeze Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

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Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Agent Jokes More Agent Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.