Breeze Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

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Wind Gust Jokes More Wind Gust Jokes

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What am I talking about?

A last name, you pervs.

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.