Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

What do you call a clever repost?

A riposte.

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How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

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Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!