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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer