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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

sub-standard.