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r/Jokes!

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

Chairman Lmao

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.