Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!