Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.