Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone