Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.