What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.