What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.