What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!