What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

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Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.