What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.