What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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It leaves.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.