Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
The black person.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
No Kia
Cuatro cincos.
Cause pepper makes them sneeze.
A short woman trying like hell.
Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
It's pointless just like this post
None, he fell!
Your tires are low.
Because five was a six offender
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
Bob
Thrown in a lake.
