Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
I find your lack of Faith disturbing."
Carlos.
Because umbrellas cant walk.
Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!
It was worth the whisk
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Because there is no water in Africa.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
dood
Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.
On duty
Because five was a six offender
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
To a weterinarian!
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
