What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.