What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.