What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.