What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.