What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.