What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)