What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.