Paper Jokes

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

How ugly was she?

Paper or plasic?

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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How do you call an intelligent blonde?

A Labrador.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"