Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Why is blackmail called blackmail?

Because it isn't fair.