Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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A deviled egg. Hmath out.

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No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

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What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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at his P.O. Box

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Why is blackmail called blackmail?

Because it isn't fair.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.