What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !