What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.