Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."