Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
When it begins to bark.
Just asking for a friend
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Because he has a LED-TV.
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
A game of thrones.
Icy dead people
