Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters