What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD