What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

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How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.