What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.