What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!