What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.