What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.