What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!