What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

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Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut