What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar