What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.