What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...