What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.