What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..