Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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Take me to your litter.

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Coz their eyes opened.

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Meowch!"

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter