Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

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What do you call twin kittens?

Dupli-cats

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.