Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !