Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint

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What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !