Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.