Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it