Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.