Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

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Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW