Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

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Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences