Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!