Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.