How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool