Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.