Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!