Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.