Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot