Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's