Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)