Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.