Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

William Jokes More William Jokes

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe