Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

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What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe