Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

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Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"