Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where does a shoulder work?

In the army.

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

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Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!