What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

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Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.