What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY