What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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A Pedo File.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.