What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.